I would like to preamble this blog with the following information: I do listen to the advice of others, especially when it is about safety in countries I haven’t visited before……honest.
If the WTC had struck in epic style yesterday, today the WTC has well and truly hit with catastrophic results (or somewhat hilarious results). This morning we had planned on heading up Grouse Mountain, but thought we’d avoid a repeat of Whistler and check to make sure everything was opened. Low and behold, in true WTC style, the majority of activities up there were closed and the last few reviews on tripadvisor seemed to have a recurring theme of ‘bloody expensive cable car ride with nothing open at the top’. My tight arse tendencies seem to have rubbed off on the others as we jointly made the decision to find something else to do instead.
Our first activity of the day was to get Mr Man Flu to a doctor to ensure he wasn’t too sick (we needed to know he wasn’t contagious). We could have relied on Dr Google, with symptoms similar to pregnancy, but decided expert advice might be beneficial. A case of bronchitis diagnosed (phew at least he wasn’t pregnant) and some medication and rest ordered, the patient was left in bed to rest whilst we headed out. No naughty nurse duties from any of us here.
Stopping by a pub for lunch, I again passed on the classic Caesar cocktail but decided to try the Canadian delicacy known as Poutine. I could literally feel my arteries closing (and my butt expanding) as I enjoyed the dish of french fries dripping in gravy and cheese curds. OMG it was delicious and to be enjoyed if only just the once.
With Mr Man Flu in bed and Grouse Mountain out of the equation (the double whammy WTC), we hunted the net for something to do. It just so happens that whilst googling (what did people do before Mr Google?) a medical centre, we stumbled across the Vancouver Police Museum. With Simon being an ex police officer and the website promising stories of crime and corruption within the original Coroner’s Court morgue, we were on our way.
This leads me to my preamble. On the ship we met a lovely couple from Vancouver who gave some advice on unsafe areas in Vancouver. They suggested we didn’t go further east than Gastown. Here we hit a minor problem. It would appear that we were indeed heading out of Gastown to get to the Police Museum. There were a few clues that perhaps our journey to the Police Museum (one would presume in a safe area) might have been better done via a bus.
Clue one: Walking past a hostel and seeing a partly dressed fellow (who just happens to be arguing with himself) holding a foil (one would presume of drugs) and an intravenous needle. The positive, at least he wasn’t shooting up in front of us.
Clue two: tourist shops becoming a distant memory and replaced by homeless shelters and drug drop in centres. Who would have thought you could miss tourist tat shops so much?
Clue three: the fresh smell of sea air replaced by the distinct aroma of marijuana.
Just as we were about to retreat (that advice was starting to niggle at my safety radar), we were on the doorstep of the museum. Amazingly, it is located right next to the Vancouver Police Headquarters. After being on the verge of crapping one’s pants, it’s amazing how brave one can feel when they are in the safety of a building, especially when it is surrounded by dozens of police cars. The tight grip on the handbag could be released and we enjoyed a couple of hours learning about the history of the Vancouver Police Department and grisly crimes in the area. At least we didn’t become a statistic for the walls of the museum. I can see the headlines, ‘Dumb ass Australians murdered in search of Police Museum’.
Needless to say, my stumpy little legs found unknown speed (who knew they had it in them) when it was time to head back to the safety of downtown Vancouver. I did stop to take a quick snap of a display in a shop window though. I will be having a word with the caffeine dependent members of our group around the effect it is having on their health!
En-route to safety, I stumbled across another Canadian delicacy that has redeemed my faith in the Canadian’s taste buds (I just can’t get past that Classic Caesar). The delicious bar didn’t last long and I will be searching for another before we leave.
That leads me to the king of all WTC moments and blinding proof that the phenomenon does indeed exist and isn’t a figment of my imagination. After our eventful day dodging danger (visions of myself in the next Missions Impossible film), we decided on a couple of hours relaxation back at the unit and a check that Mr Man Flu was following doctor’s orders. I thought I would make the most of the time by doing some much needed washing. In true WTC fashion, the piercing sound of fire alarms put a change to our plans. Evacuating the building wouldn’t have been a problem if I hadn’t previously changed to wash the clothes I had been wearing. There’s nothing like hiking down 19 flights of stairs, in a pyjama top and daggy dress to escape a possible ‘towering inferno’. Thankfully the fire brigade cleared the building and it was safe to return, daggy clothing and all! The upside was the eye candy.