Our port stop in Sakaiminato began in a rather slow start and for once it wasn’t due to my stumpy legs. Re-entering Japan meant that we had to formally go through face to face immigration and customs again at the port (you just can’t trust those Aussies). Not realising that this would involve a tender like ticketing system to get off the ship, we had a leisurely lay in, room service breakfast and strolled to disembark without a care in the world. That was until we found that the tickets were already up to 1700 and our exit would take a little longer than anticipated. In all truth around an hour longer than anticipated. Fingerprints and photos taken (still waiting for the Japanese Government to register the amount of times I have visited and insist on a cavity search) we boarded the free (bingo for tight arse Tanya) shuttle bus into downtown. Sakaiminato is famous (depending on what constitutes famous) for the 174 bronze Yokai characters that line the streets. I particularly liked the peeing one that reminded me of time I spent in Belgium.
Having previously found very little information on this town I decided to throw my ASD, over-planned tendencies to the wind and play it by ear. Collecting a map at the tourist information centre, we decided to make our way, by train, to what appeared a touristy area one the map. The town is so big (lots and lots of sarcasm) that there was one train an hour. So with just over 45 minutes to kill we decided to use the free WiFi in the train station and escape the rain and wind (thanks Westaway travel curse). Now this would have been an excellent idea except for the lack of ability to connect to the WiFi. Luckily I had forgotten to load my previous blog onto my phone so I brushed off the lack of WiFi and found my way to the gift shop for some snacks. It had been at least 2 hours since I had eaten (I will blame the immigration process) so a top up of calories wouldn’t go astray.
The Yokai character theme continued when the train finally arrived with the exterior and interior being adorned with characters. At this point, the fact that the train consisted of one carriage should have alerted us to an error in our judgement in heading to the ‘tourist looking area’. The long wait had tested Mr ADHD so his camera was out and he attempted to sneakily photograph people on the train. Note to Jon that a huge camera with a telescopic lens isn’t an appropriate way to covertly take photos of people.
Finally arriving at our destination, I started second guessing our decision as it would appear that we were in the middle of nowhere. Off on foot we headed in the direction of the apparent touristy looking area as the rain and wind made the walk a really enjoyable (full load of sarcasm) experience. They say that travel is an adventure so we took it in our stride (and a lot of them were made). The lady at the information desk had told us that the walk would take around 15 minutes. Just over 30 minutes later, walking through an industrial area we caught glimpse of our ship and it appeared that we had spent all up just over an hour and a half to do a loop to be only a couple of kilometres from the ship. We seriously could have walked it quicker! We did however get to pass a really classy house where I am sure that the owners belonged on an episode of The Hoarders.
I guess there is nothing like taking the scenic route through an industrial area to finally reach the ‘fish market’. Having seen several fish markets over the past few days, this fish market was more like a supermarket but had the added bonus of free taste testing of the goodies (minus the seafood). Just like a game of Russian Roulette, tasting what would appear a delicious pastry has a fifty fifty chance of containing delicious (yep there’s that sarcasm again) red bean paste. A long walk done (at least I worked off some of those train station snacks), we got to see a giant sized Yokai character at the front of the market. Now what was really entertaining was the fact that there was a huge sign advertising a free shuttle to the cruise ship that was ten minutes away. Just so you laugh at our experience, we started at the green circle, got a shuttle bus to the red circle, a train to the yellow circle and walked to the blue circle. Nothing like taking the long route!
We could have walked a bit further to a park but decided what any good Aussie would do in the wind and rain and head towards the Big M on the map for a bit of free WiFi and toilets. I honestly can’t remember the last time I ate McDonalds, but it got us out of the cold and gave us a chance to reconnect with the world. I’m pretty sure that there was a little worker out back though that thought that we had sucked up enough of the free internet and started hitting the disconnect button intermittently to move us on. Claiming defeat from the weather and deciding that the less than 10 minute shuttle back was a wiser decision that the hour and a half train/shuttle trip back (go figure) we headed back to the ship.
Simon did our washing this morning (what a great husband) and he likes to tumble dry. I on the other hand believe that clothes shrink in tumble driers so avoid the evil machines at all expenses. Or it could be that tight arse Tanya likes to avoid paying for the tumble drier. So washing done, I grabbed a pair of undies out this morning to find that they appeared tighter. I am blaming Simon and his tumble drier (he apparently says that they are synthetic and don’t shrink) as I can’t imagine that my butt could have grown so much in one week (well it has been one week and two days so perhaps). God help Jon if any of my butt photos find their way to Facebook (not so subtle warning!). It’s been a few days since I posted any food photos so I thought I would put some food porn into this blog. I wouldn’t want anyone to worry I’m not eating.
Dinner last night was quite an experience. We always opt for a sharing table as you get to meet so many wonderful people, learn about other countries and if you are really lucky make friends to keep in touch with. Last night I had the pleasure (I’m calling it character building) of being seated next to a gentleman who really made me warm to him (I’m excelling at sarcasm today) when he asked if I had ever done anything other than being a homemaker as he continued to tell me about all of the places around the world he had been to and what you could do at them (I didn’t need telling as I had been to most of them and definitely didn’t appreciate his chauvinistic condescending manner). Biting my tongue, I transferred my growing rage and focused on Jon as he engaged in conversation with this fellow whilst swinging his hands around with a breadstick in hand. Angela was lucky to escape with her eyeballs as Jon waved his breadstick around, preferring to use it as an extension of his finger rather than eating it. Now Jon was giving me ideas on how to cope with my annoyance as I had visions of where a breadstick could be inserted!
Today has been a leisurely sea day on our way to Hokadate, Hokkaido. Some card playing, trivia and a presentation from an owner of one of the ships from the Deadliest Catch. It really was a great presentation as he shared stories of his life crabbing in the Bering Sea. I have to say, this was a great presentation leading up to our crossing from Japan to Alaska. Nothing like getting a ship full of passengers prepared for massive seas. Note to self: locate life jacket prior to crossing.
Up until today we have been blessed with the flattest of waters. Being a sea day, I started the day with morning laps of the promenade deck. Scooting between the oldies (finally found humans that walk slower than me), I was starting to work up a sweat although the wind was freezing and everyone else was rugged up in coats. Just as I was feeling I was getting somewhere (other than circling), the front of the ship was closed off due to the strong winds. What a shame that my morning walk had to be cut short (wink wink).